If you are intrigued by asymmetry, you should go to Pisa.

If you are fascinated by architectural miscalculations and buildings that are sinking, you should go to Pisa.

If you are entertained by taking zany photos of yourself, you should go to Pisa.

If you are amused by watching thousands of other tourists taking zany photos of themselves, you should go to Pisa.

It’s your call.

But if not, here you go:

It’s a tower and it leans because it’s sinking.

Just saved you the trip to Pisa.

You’re welcome.