When planning my trip to Australia, almost everyone that I spoke with who had been to Australia gave me the following advice:

“You HAVE to go to Western Australia!”

The residents of Fremantle were particularly friendly. I was lured into a twenty minute conversation with the informal gathering of elderly Italian Australian gentlemen that met on the mall bench in front of the grocery store on Thursday afternoons. Later my travel buddy was beset by the kindest Jehovah’s Witness grannies that you will ever meet, who were adorable and encouraged us to share one pamphlet on the suffering of the world to save trees. We were also wished a good journey by several non-senior citizens as we passed them on the streets.

I also spent a small amount of time in Fremantle on the spooky tour of the Fremantle Prison.

The Torchlight Tour of this once-largest maximum security prison in Australia is not for scaredy cats: cat o’ nine tails whipping posts, soundproof isolation cell blocks, gallows room, people hiding and jumping out to scare tour groups. There was no shortage of ghost stories. One prisoner was accidentally decapitated during his hanging and his ghost is said to haunt the gallows room. Fremantle Prison was also home to the escape-proof cell, expressly designed to hold Moondyne Joe, who had escaped from the local prison no less than four times before they moved him into Fremantle. He then escaped from Fremantle seven times, but not once from the escape-proof cell.

Margaret River was so named by Alfred Bussel, after the woman he loved unrequitedly. Unrequitedly because she was his first cousin and refused to marry him. In fact, she never saw the river that was named after her. I took Bushtucker’s Great Wineries Tour, a 10am to 5pm hard day’s work of sampling the great wines, chocolate, cheeses and beers. Margaret River’s 127 wineries produce 4% of Australia’s wines, which win 25% of the national wine awards.

Fremantle and Margaret River are just as deserving of being on the highlights list of Western Australia, so I guess I now know what I’ll use as reasons to convince others to visit Western Australia.

My Responses:

“Because Perth is RIGHT on the ocean!”

“Because you can drink great wine in Margaret River!”

“Because you can eat the most delicious barramundi sandwich at Sardines Cafe in Fremantle!”